<body><script type="text/javascript"> function setAttributeOnload(object, attribute, val) { if(window.addEventListener) { window.addEventListener('load', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }, false); } else { window.attachEvent('onload', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }); } } </script> <div id="navbar-iframe-container"></div> <script type="text/javascript" src="https://apis.google.com/js/platform.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript"> gapi.load("gapi.iframes:gapi.iframes.style.bubble", function() { if (gapi.iframes && gapi.iframes.getContext) { gapi.iframes.getContext().openChild({ url: 'https://www.blogger.com/navbar.g?targetBlogID\x3d5347564\x26blogName\x3dMy+Fresh+Squeezin\x27s+(Blogger)\x26publishMode\x3dPUBLISH_MODE_BLOGSPOT\x26navbarType\x3dBLACK\x26layoutType\x3dCLASSIC\x26searchRoot\x3dhttps://dalum.blogspot.com/search\x26blogLocale\x3den_US\x26v\x3d2\x26homepageUrl\x3dhttp://dalum.blogspot.com/\x26vt\x3d7321070939667354847', where: document.getElementById("navbar-iframe-container"), id: "navbar-iframe", messageHandlersFilter: gapi.iframes.CROSS_ORIGIN_IFRAMES_FILTER, messageHandlers: { 'blogger-ping': function() {} } }); } }); </script>

My Fresh Squeezin's (Blogger)

Ahh, the freshly squozen thoughts of Dalum. I try to post as often as I can, but sometimes life is just too busy to get stuff out in a reasonable amount of time. Please enjoy my random thoughts and drop me a line if you like. 

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

9/07/2005 09:10:00 PM - OMG, this is pretty funny!

Why Can't I Own a Canadian?
October 2002

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a east coast resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them:

When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your devoted fan,
Jim

Humanism promotes Joyful Living through Rational Thinking and Responsible Behavior Humanists of Utah


Anonymous Anonymous said...

[b][url=http://www.seekingbestbags.co.uk/]louis vuitton handbags[/url][/b] Fiorelli not because of introduced the Fiorelli Bags during the forge world but other situation like sunglasses, jeans, skirts, tops, cut-offs, jewelry and offer out more gratifying and eminence items. The state is time-honoured however the armaments is produced of unusual ruthenium which is much better plus much more dependable as opposed to other usually against metals. If you can expect to be climbing or climbing, these digicam bags present you with saturated order of commotion and don't impede along with the operation of your arms in front of the body.

[b][url=http://www.louisvuittonwalletsmarket.com/]louis vuitton purses[/url][/b] Ahead of the move, encounter the enjoyment of Wing Clipping one far more time. Feather clipping by no means performs the 1st time. No one knows why. In case you experienced answers to these query within the type of better than or decrease than you will be on the ladder to nowhere rapidly. To map your home during this earth, know where you stand, you constantly measure by the use of more or less than what you believe that for being the best, the product of who you 'should' be. Because of this vantage level you may make feeling of the planet.

[b][url=http://www.lovelouisvuittonbags.co.uk/]louis vuitton purses[/url][/b] It really is a faith which happens to be not primarily arranged when compared with the rigidity with the Catholic Church. The spirituality and notion units within Rastafarianism possibly have similarity across diverse adherents. The religion is monotheistic and in addition promises there's one God often known as Jah.

[b][url=http://www.cheapuggbootsukwebsite.co.uk/]ugg boots uk[/url][/b] Organic nutritional supplements may help increase foods digestion, raise your urge for food and strengthens your body's absorption of important nutrients. Due to this bigger metabolic absorption with the vitamins and minerals in our bodies, organic excess fat obtain supplements support your body transform foodstuff into human body bodyweight way more efficiently. In brief, organic weight develop nutritional supplements assists you to realize bodyweight more quickly..

[b][url=http://www.seekingbestbags.co.uk/]www.seekingbestbags.co.uk[/url][/b] In true reality, anyone who cares to results in being pleasurable. Your present feasible troubles concerning home ought to become the varieties of elements from the earth along with the almost certainly altitude. To help you receive the foreign exchange market place,Jimmy Choo Sale Ms should to current an truly wise product or service in addition to Coach Handbags Sale Time period Six.
 


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello. Facebook takes a [url=http://www.onlineslots.gd]blackjack[/url] wager back on 888 casino apportion: Facebook is expanding its efforts to alliance real-money gaming to millions of British users after announcing a act with the online gambling hard 888 Holdings.And Bye.  


Anonymous Anonymous said...

[url=http://ciproxin.webs.com/]buy cipro[/url] buying cipro online
ciproxin buy online
buy cipro 500 mg
 


Anonymous Anonymous said...

[url=http://cyclosporine.webs.com]cyclosporine for dogs dosage
[/url] neoral kanker
neoral for ra
sandimmun foglietto illustrativo
 


Anonymous Anonymous said...

[url=http://www.longchampsacsa.n.nu]longchamp soldes[/url] Louis vuitton purses on sale would be the kinds which are by far the most appropriate types for inexpensive louis vuitton purses you should you be looking for that lethal mixture of seems to be, Excellent Quality Mulberry Tony Laptop Briefcase Black for Men,Buy cheap Mulberry bags from Mulberry uk official factory shop ease and comfort and value. It is actually essential below to notice that louis vuitton has become the primary style equipment which might be employed in the vast majority of the situations. A person louis vuitton outlet thing that may be very clear may be the indisputable fact that the folks would constantly look forward to having a fashionable and also a cozy hand bag with them, to ensure that louis vuitton speedy they'd have adequate space with them to hold any merchandise which they want.
[url=http://saclongchampas.livejournal.com/]sac longchamps[/url] Employing on the web video confessing sale lets you attempt for bags, but michael kors i phone clutch system not acknowledge to find out which you are hostile michael kors hand bags sale versus michael kors shop online. If you have any concerns about Excellent Style Mulberry Women's Alexa Leather Satchel Brown Bag, latest fashion for up to 65% Off retail. Join For Free Now! your own health or the health of your child, you should always consult with a physician or other healthcare professional. Please review the Privacy Policy and Terms of Use before using this site.
[url=http://logo-longchamp-sac-de-mode.vosblogs.com/]sac longchamp[/url] Gold jewelry should be fine for the exotic party wear. Gold and red bangles could be mixed while the ears could be done with red studs. The neck could be done with gold chokers with yellow stones. Why are young ladies so fascinated by tiny purses? With an elegant evening dress and a smalll in the size of a peanut you see these purses everywhere - on the dance floors, in the restaurants. It is truly beneficial? It is amazing that there are designer handbags are so smalll that putting a lipstick or female essentials in side them is difficult. Such incredibly smalll handbags do we really need? What type of fashion causes such inconvenience? That may be you would want to rethink those purses that can't even hold a lipstick properly Mulberry Factory Shop outlet sale Mulberry Mini Alexa Leather Satchel Camel Bag sale for you well handbags are personal accessories and are strictly of personal choice...

 


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know if it's just me or if everyone else encountering issues with your site.
It seems like some of the written text on your
posts are running off the screen. Can someone else please comment
and let me know if this is happening to them too? This might
be a problem with my browser because I've had this happen previously. Cheers

My web-site 激安プラダ バッグ  


Anonymous Anonymous said...

whoah this blog is magnificent i love reading your articles.
Stay up the good work! You already know, many people are searching
round for this info, you can help them greatly.

Take a look at my web page ... http://midlifefarmwife.blogspot.com/  


Post a Comment

© ChoSanJuan 2005 - Powered for Blogger by Blogger Templates