(QUEUE OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN) LET'S GET POLITICAL, POLITICAL... - Yeah, so these brainiacs over in the great state of Nevada cooked up a way to make a truckload of money with a sport that I hold near and dear to my heart... Paintball. This whacked concept is called "Hunting for Bambi's." Sounds OK at first, wait till you hear the best part... "Hunters" sign up for a pidly $10k to go out and shoot naked women, "Bambi's." Not only is this wrong, morally, in so many ways... It's one of the most unsafe things I have ever seen in regards to this never tainted sport. The worst it
ever got was being misrepresented on some crappy sitcom. Now the appalling aspects of this...
They do not wear any protection! (hence naked) Now the problem is with actual REQUIRED protection. WEAR A FRIGGIN' MASK!!! If some gun-ho, overzealous, wannabe pops a boner and misplaces a shot into some moron woman's face... The results could be dizasterous. If this is a hoax, which other sources seem to believe, then all the better. Just keep this crap out of my sport.
And now, a link to prove that Christian Rock is a steming pile of crap and a religious farce...
Amy Grant giving the "Sign of the Devil" Rock on, Amy. Rock on...
