You know one of those dumb, forgettable David Spade Chris Farley movies that were made like they were stamped out in a friggin factory?

It just occurred to me that I was living a skit that of one of those movies in my head as I was sitting down for lunch.

I'm chugging out of a 2 liter of Vault and squeezing a Philly Cream Cheese packet onto my microwaveable burrito. 

All I can think about is David Spade saying to Chris Farley something to the effect of "I can hear you getting fatter!"

*Wondering where I can get my very own David Spade...*

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